The Plan

Plan for the future.. Plan for the future.. Age is catching up with you.. This is what I hear almost always.. I have a plan too? To stay in the moment.. 'Cause my future depends on my present and not the other way round............

"YOUTH"

Every media house, every newspaper is talking about one thing. The role of youth (no you are not one; apparently only those voting for the first time are the "youth") in swinging the polls and how every party would try to get the youth brigade on their own wagon.

But thats not how Indian "youth" works. Indian "youth" would at the end of day (the polling day that is) would not be swinging the polls (only the polls though). Any "youth" would vote as per the following (not complete or exhaustive but still pretty decent) list:
1. Who daddy is voting for? Thisworks pretty much anywhere in India where the head of family decides towards which party is the family inclined towards. This may work on a larger scale like the vote for caste system quite evident in the cow-belt states.
2. Which leader inspires me? Here instead of a party the votes fall for a leader (national face or otherwise). The "inspirational" leaders apparently are well-spread. This other dude tells me that this dude leader would bring change; I think I'll vote for that dude. Though am not too sure. That's another thing, the "youth" is like everything else pretty unsure of voting too.
3. The newspaper the youth reads. All the more fun if (s)he doesn't read and only watches news. This is a sub part of point no. 2. The "youth" gets easily influenced. (S)he hates the party in power, but then doesn't like the other party too. The "youth" is confused.

Apparently this is how any voter in India votes. So "youth" are really no exception. If voting population is increasing, the votes proportion would spread out evenly like they always do.  So "youth" or no "youth", your guess is as good as mine as to will capture the booth. And mine is generally pretty accurate.

He runs towards the crowd to kill the voice inside
I watch him closely and wonder why?
Not his act but mine
For I want the outside voice to die

'Cause if I cant plug-in my earphones
Then its the music in my head
That saves me and kills
The music of life

So I wonder why he runs outside?
So that I am left alone?
Ah.. the outside dies....

I don't think I hate you for hating me
I think I hate me for disliking me
For I seek pleasure in pain
How can I love me then?

There is no end to this love
Pain is such a seductress
I can't escape her claws
Pain the faithful lover

-- Written way back...

If nothin makes no sense, then does it make any sense to make sense out of things?? Things do change till they make a circle.... Disillusionment may be a wake up call, but then reality seems more fictitious and fiction more real.

Disillusionment cant then be seen as a mere awakening or correction of ideas. When fiction is what you are fed on and your heroes - righteous, disillusionment is a mere word to describe imperfection.

Baba

Black sheep of the Family???? Better smokin pot then.... Become a Baba.... Baba Black Sheep... \m/

That nursery rhyme wanted me to be a drug dealer..... me.... baba.... wool.... grass...... i the master..... u the dame..... n frank the junkie who will buy the junk will go down the drain.....

Hey Shorty

God - Too short a word, to answer all your prayers and solve all your problems.

Fuck - Too short a word to use it when your problems are not solved, and problems fuck your life

Life - Too short a word to get and live too.. Die young

Death - Too short a word to end it all.. But still its longer than life... 'cause it makes you fuckin wait

AIDS - Too short a word to make it all too short

Sex - Too short a word to get closest to God not AIDS fucker.. and enjoy too

Enjoy - Too short a word to do.. It ends before it started

Start - Too short a word... But longer than the End...

G - Got
O -Only
D - Dick..... to FUCK YOU............... Naaaah... You aint that important... You take me too seriously... Atleast someone did......

Shadow Puppets.....

A shadow whispered to me the other night
"How is it that you are here when nothing else is?" asked I
I thought darkness had found me the loneliness
No shadows to follow me too

"I'm not from now, I'm from the past.
Lurking on behind you,
Whispering to you when you cant see what hit you", whispered the shadow.

"How could I say when are you from, it is dark now as it was then.", whispered back I

"You can't get away from me.
I am a result of you then
Darkness only means its me all around..
Shadows of your past into a darkened future..."

"What you call a ray of hope
Is just a glimpse of me
That I am right there behind you
Waiting to pounce and darken it all again........."


"I will not run away from you", whispered I
"You are me, as I am you...
A reminder of what I should have changed...
Light will not put an end to you...
An end of me will..........."

Sea The Drop

Drop doesn't know it as yet...
It will be sea...
But drop also doesn't know that its a drop and there is a sea....
Would it believe me if I told it?

And the drops that knew...
Also would know when they are left behind....
When they could have been sea....
Forgotten... Missed... Alone... a mere drop....

But the drop who knows, doesn't know
The sea misses the drop which could have been the sea
Sea knows... Drop is the sea......
Shhhh... Drop it... Let the drop not know

Who Me????????

"Back Again??", I asks me

"Did I miss me??", me enquires.

"Not really...."

"Did me miss I then??"

Me reciprocates. Me n I dont get along. Implying tht I n me too dont. Talkin like this I prove yet again tht am a wannabe. Notice here I accuses me. So should me retaliate??

"Have I changed??", I asked me...

"The lines on your palm change when you stay away for too long...", replied me...

"Would it mean I am luckier now... than what I was then??"

"It only means that the lines change but not the palm...."

"Me is still capable of the crap", said I.

"Me is I and I is me"

"Then who am I"

"Bungko... Thats wht the post was...."

Am I gonna stay on now?? or was it me??

I n me dont decide tht....

Puppet was the mask then....

And Puppet still stays on....

Just that the master has changed................

Ratssssssssssssssss

"And a word for Rat, that you think suits it the best"... "Focused", pat came the answer from CHOMU...

Which made me realize... Ah time to write a good for nothin useful post to help you (Right now only me... the reader) a food (cheese i heard??).... naaah.... too weird... but nevertheless... for thought...



So the point is man evolved only to get behind the rat in the rat race.... Okie... The point is... But before the point... How many of you have seen a bird wake up early in the morning to sit and glare or as to what you thinkers (intellectuals?? Rachel??) might deem it to be "observe" (yea you wish) humans... So the point (finally... naah not quite so)is.... Stop being a wannabe, me nature lover sitting and glaring at birds or squirrels, and instead work.... Okie now this post is going nowhere.... So another question... How many of you esteemed readers (I am trying to be nice :-D) have seen a bird (or a squirrel... jeez these squirrel unions want parity in everything)blog about humans... Baah still nowhere...



So if evolution was Darwins gift... And he got it by observing nature... Which includes birds... The birds felt no great deal about being observed... Rather they ignored Darwin and still hunted for food... And Darwin for a weird theory.... So the point is... If I am evolved enough I shouldn spare any spare time and work... Take :-Puppet for example.. When having spare time... He is either on fellytone (:-) with ummm... he.. he.. he) or oozing out crap on justanotherpuppet.blogspot.com or drinking tea.. So thats his contribution...



The only thing tht may remotely be considered and referred to as work which involves birds is... If you are killing them by biting their heads off.. Like (okie raise your hands who didn see this coming!!) Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!).. okie Jimmy put your hands down... And stop being an embarrassment to all of us...

Besides being very focused Ozzy(OZZY RULZ!!!!)is a very very ultra "no dude i wont give up no mater what you shove up my ass" man.... Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!) recently got his driving license at the ripe age of 60 on his 19th attempt.... see what I mean... And Ozzy said... "For the first time in my life I'm legal to drive - so watch out."... Sigh... If only humans could be more like Ozzy...

Chains of Freedom

Here I am in chains...
Some of my liking... Others not...
But all of my making....

I don't wanna be free...
Don't try to help or pity me....
I want to be in chains....

Yes you hold the keys...
But don't try them on me...
Penance?? You ask... Ha... Not my choice....

They ain't demons nor angels...
I am not here to point them...
Let them be.... And they will spare me too......

Its easy for me here....
Prisoner of my limitations...
I term my mediocracy... Being Human

Does freedom exist???
It does... freedom to choose your chains... None else...
I am tied in mine... You.. restricted by the chains of freedom....

I wanted to be the prisoner of your eyes then...
You closed them on me....
Now you got the chain... But I want not....

Let me be buried in my shell...
I don't want light....
Just waiting for the time.... Scribbling my writin on the wall...

Prisoner of my own mind...
Puppet I call me...
Smilin n takin it... Aren't you irritated yet??

Dio said...

Ya I know... But I'll not say anythin except... Did anyone actually miss me??... Well ya Balls to you I didnt miss ya either....

Anywho....



They Said: "The monster is killing the priest??"

He said (Dio.... Duh!!!): "Appearances are misleading and it could just as easily be a priest killing a monster."

Ya well I'd say CRAP!!! Appearances... Presence... All can be misleading though...

In past few months all has been very foggy... Ya exactly... Foggy... Like Misty Mountain Top (ZEPPELIN \m/).... There has been a problem in recognising whats real n whats not...

It wouldn have been a problem... Frankly I care shit... But when the imagination makes you realise that probably there exists a reality... And if I want... No rather... I should live up to it or to quote some wise guys "face it"...

I beg to differ though.... I cant spot the difference... Except for the touch probably... But if the mind makes you believe that you can touch the "imaginary" too I dont see the problem.... But I guess my imagination does...

That has always been my problem... I dont have a problem in any situation... The situations though tend to run away... They have a problem with me.... Sigh...

The problem is reality bites imaginaion... And imagination bites me... I would like to stay in dreams though... They are like a very nice rock shit... Mostly guitar... Not necessarily blues.... But very nice... Long.... with change in tempo... And yea... FRET TAPPING... Where would we be without you Eddie..... (Ya both of 'em)

What the F(J)udge

Firstly... CLAP... CLAP... CLAP.... Yup the series has continued... We have a sequel... Not that very many ppl are reading it nowadays... But that doesnt mean I should stop... I am inviting ppl from a lotta places to read it....



Hmmm... Now... the topic... Judgement... Not Judgement Day the Song by WhiteSnake (DUH!!).... I realised somethin talkin to someone the some other day that by judging one actually ends up as being judged... Yup.... When I judge and I make my judgement aloud I tell ppl about my boundaries... I tell 'em whats cool for me and whats Hippie for me.... So that way people will know what I am made of and hence they can do stuff that really pisses me off.... Soooooooooo... Judge but dont make your judgement public.... Oooooooor... Fake your judgement.... Say crap... Or write (As in my case)....



"You are watching MTV.. The cool brain washing 12 year old younger station, that hides behind a slick image. We are so cool that we decide whats cool. And now MTV news that is single handedly dumbing down our country.. Which is cool.."



-- Adapted from Southpark Episode 404 (Timmy)... TIMMY!!!!

I realised how poor judges adults are.. I mean seriously... Children below 10 years of age are so damn cool... They just dont judge... I mean they do judge but none of it is their own... But a judgement they overheard an adult makin... And with the passage of time they start thinking it as one of their own thought (Please note Not judgement)... Sigh poor kids...



The worse judgement I have seen adults make uptil now.. Since the time I conceived the idea of this post i.e. yesterday evening (Night actually) is about Eddie (Not the fret tapping maestro... DUH!!! This time its Edward the Great... Iron Maiden mascot.... Phew I have to explain everything to you dumbfucks).... I mean they consider him evil and devil and kinda shit... Someone told me he is a blood sucking monster... Yea like fuck.... I mean for Peats sake the poor guy is a vegetarian... I mean just look at his teeth in any God damn pic.... They are all cow teeth... I mean no sharp dentures.... He is just a guy (A freak to be precise) who has just had a bad day and is really pissed off...And would just like to take over the world like all vegetarians, like Adolf boy himself... So stop fucking judging him.... I am sure Dirty Chadha couldnt agree with me more (And if you are reading this... Please comment... We cant let my popularity go down can we??)

:-Puppet's Own::-P
Optimism dies a slow death... Pessimism gets a slow birth... All with the help of realism... Pessimism is a leech (parasite whatever) who lives and sucks on the blood of optimism... As Yossarian would have put it... Very much like Cancers....

Puppet Preaches: The Series : Part 1

Yup.. Talkin to Fairy the other day and being asked to advice on two of her problems, one minor and other major (Ok stop jumping around I will tell you only about the major problem. Her UPS was giving her trouble... I was like what the??? It is pretty serious... How would she ever listen to Alice Cooper without that)... I realised that Puppet could or rather should preach... And here is the humble me and his humble solutions all thanks to you Fairy (i.e. if you are reading this).... Also, the latest fad is Alice Cooper, all thanks to CHOMU and his incredible powers to download incredible songs which are incredibly audible.... So being very predictable I state Schools out for Summer so someone has to save the day.... So Puppet preaches... Lets hope this series survives.... Phew.....



Problem: What to do when on a lazy summer afternoon your mind, on which you have absolutely no control, takes you to the previous crossroads? And then it pops up the question as to how different would have been things if you would have taken the turn instead of driving straight?? Nostalgia and mind starts enjoying a great orgy....

Solution: When faced with such a solution... Use protection...Also I realised one of these two things work incredibly well (Wow I just cant get the word outta my head)... Anywho.... So the point is that I for one was able to experience both of them one after the other... Yup..Incredible(Again predictable)... The things are:

1. Get a nail cutter and cut your toe nails... I would have used it to cut my finger nails as well... (Yea you wish)... All thanks to my incredibly powerful mind and equally incredible teeth that I bit them all... So anywho... It helps you A. In cleaning up overgrown and dirty stuff... B. In getting off with the exra load ....LIGHT.... and C.in not getting hurt... Those things can hurt badly... So wear shoes...

Wow my writing skills are getting worse day by day... Not getting demoralised we move to the next solution..



2. Listen to Walk this Way by AeroSmith followed by Get off my Cloud by Stones... Yup please note that the sequence has to be precisely the same.... You realise the question deeply... Had Steven Tyler not gone to that Stones concert would there have been any Aerosmith at all...ANY .... Or without Sabbath would there have been any Heavy Metal or any Alice Cooper??.... Or the biggest question of them all.... Would any of this... ANY... would have had been possible without The Beatles (Hippie SHit) or even more the King himself???



The answer to all the question comes from these two songs.... And that is NO... Because there was no other way.... There was no turn... You THINK (as unbelivable as it may sound)that there was a turn... I told ya that you were stupid and your mind... Incredibly powerful..... Anywho... All of the crap cut and we have a very messy knife.... The point is eventhough Aerosmith may be called the Stones of the US but still they are the biggest Rock n' Roll band ever produced by US... A feat that Stones couldn get in the Brit Isles... (They have Beatles (Hippie Shit)).. But both of them are like top of the league... Dinosaur Rock they call them.... So the point is do not discriminate... Listen to both Aerosmith and Stones....



Phew... Wow that was one preaching... I will like to call it a discourse.... So anywho... Just for the record... I never had the feeling.... Its just that I needed to write something completly stupid and useless as usual... Or as MadMan would suggest to post some more pictures... That reminds me I need to put them up... So until next time of this series.....\m/

:-Puppet's own:::-P
If you are predictable, then being predictable is of course predictable.... But if you are unpredictable.. Then isnt being always unpredictatble... Predictable??? So you have to balance between being predictable and being unpredictable.... BALANCE

Get Real.... NOT

Realism sucks. It sucks big time. I mean realism isnt even real. Its like more unrealistic and illusional than anything. Realism is also very very pessimistic. No?? Well it is more pessimistic than dream world. Dreams are more optimistic. Its realism that shatters them. All the while.. Totally.. So this way realism is actually the villian. Who just cant see dreams flourish... Jealous bitch....



If only I could have had a dime everytime someone told me to be realistic. No I couldnt have a dime... That would be very "UNrealistic"... They go on like... Be realistic man... Why would anyone wanna give you a dime... Gee man...Get a life... (Why do I sound like Ozzy in my head??? Actually NOT... I said two sentences without using the F* word...)...See it sucks out the life outta every God damn thing... Right GOD..... Now thats realistic.... Suckers.... Everything that glitters isn't gold... Yea like Fuck...Ozzy in the making???? Gee Shucks....

I am not gonna go on, as to what you would expect, into preaching as to how anything that has not been tried doesnt mean it is not possible kinda shit. Because that would be something that you would be expecting me to do. I am pretty unpredictable, get used to the idea... That was so lame btw.... Man it was totally weak.... Anywho...



Its realism that broke up the Beatles.... Hippie Shit.... And Sabbath.... Thats its nature, to destroy... Get unreal man... Get unreal....



And yea Ozzy Osbourne will be knighted... No matter what they or CHOMU says.... OZZY \m/... To be... Sir Ozzy Osbourne.... My Votes for Ozzy... Ozzy for President....Yeah... Dont fucking real me..... OZZY RULZ!!!!!!

CHOMU's Birthday....btw....... YAY...........