Its dark outside now... Inside I dont know.. Listening to Solitude by Sabbath... Does give that impression.. New discovery this song and I don't know whether this song was doomed to happen today to me??

Before I discovered this song, the song that meant most to me from Sabbath was probably Planet Caravan.. And I guess even Paranoid. Solitude and Planet Caravan are very similar to other songs by different bands.. Some songs that fall in these categories are Run of the Mill by Priest, Wearing the Inside Out and Marooned by Floyd... And well I dunno, cant recall any other right now..

They are dark songs.. They just generate this deep desire to just lose it all and keep falling into the bottomless pity of darkness... They are the Black Holes of all the music I have heard. They surely suck the life outta you... :-)

Black Sabbath - Solitude

Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan

Judas Priest - Run of the Mill

Pink Floyd - Wearing the Inside Out

Pink Floyd - Marooned

The Rolling Stones - Angie

11-11-11

And its happening all over again...

33 Fuckin long years... But its happening...






Host: My question is, when you think back and remember when you guys played here some 40 odd years ago, opening for Alice Cooper.. Any specific memories from that night?

Iommi: Yea.. we didn't open for Alice Cooper... LOL

Ratssssssssssssssss

"And a word for Rat, that you think suits it the best"... "Focused", pat came the answer from CHOMU...

Which made me realize... Ah time to write a good for nothin useful post to help you (Right now only me... the reader) a food (cheese i heard??).... naaah.... too weird... but nevertheless... for thought...



So the point is man evolved only to get behind the rat in the rat race.... Okie... The point is... But before the point... How many of you have seen a bird wake up early in the morning to sit and glare or as to what you thinkers (intellectuals?? Rachel??) might deem it to be "observe" (yea you wish) humans... So the point (finally... naah not quite so)is.... Stop being a wannabe, me nature lover sitting and glaring at birds or squirrels, and instead work.... Okie now this post is going nowhere.... So another question... How many of you esteemed readers (I am trying to be nice :-D) have seen a bird (or a squirrel... jeez these squirrel unions want parity in everything)blog about humans... Baah still nowhere...



So if evolution was Darwins gift... And he got it by observing nature... Which includes birds... The birds felt no great deal about being observed... Rather they ignored Darwin and still hunted for food... And Darwin for a weird theory.... So the point is... If I am evolved enough I shouldn spare any spare time and work... Take :-Puppet for example.. When having spare time... He is either on fellytone (:-) with ummm... he.. he.. he) or oozing out crap on justanotherpuppet.blogspot.com or drinking tea.. So thats his contribution...



The only thing tht may remotely be considered and referred to as work which involves birds is... If you are killing them by biting their heads off.. Like (okie raise your hands who didn see this coming!!) Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!).. okie Jimmy put your hands down... And stop being an embarrassment to all of us...

Besides being very focused Ozzy(OZZY RULZ!!!!)is a very very ultra "no dude i wont give up no mater what you shove up my ass" man.... Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!) recently got his driving license at the ripe age of 60 on his 19th attempt.... see what I mean... And Ozzy said... "For the first time in my life I'm legal to drive - so watch out."... Sigh... If only humans could be more like Ozzy...

Ozzy Said....

What Puppet Doesn't Get???

Ya.... But that doesn't mean you'll get them too... Try though...

1. Why does Clapton, Harrison (Hippie Shit), Springsteen and Knopfler who write probably the best love songs end up being married, divorced, married and then again divorced innumerable times (While you read this... There may be another divorce happening), while Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!), Mustaine, Dickinson, Hetfield, Murray, Adrian Smith and the rest end up happily married???

2. Why do they call Rocky 4 a movie, when its a plain musical?? And why do they try to show Clubber Lang as villian in Rocky 3 when he is just a hungry guy??

3. How did Elvis who broke so many hearts... End up with a broken heart???

4. Ronnie James Dio is one of the greatest singer.. EVER.. But he somehow never fits in a band... Why??

Theory of Evolution.... Evolves....

Firstly... YAWN... Ya now that all you smartasses are done with your crap... This aint what you think... Well almost... Bible (ooops sorry Holy Bible... The Holy Bible) makes us believe that Adam n Eve had a lotta sex n their children had lotta unsafe sex amongst themselves and well that just makes us all a bunch of freaks... That we are... Right Pope I have a very limited understanding... We'll just bury this here... Eddie... Work for you...



Well i say Charlie boy's Theory of Evolution is the only way.... I mean what better evidence than the fact that most of the covers are better than the originals.... Wellllll... Ya!!! Beg as you may to differ or otherwise.... I'll let the Megadeth's version of Paranoid do all the talkin... And now you know it aint all that boring after all... Well almost... Its the way you look at it... I mean Iommi may have never dreamt that someone could take his creation to such a new level... Different emotions altogether... Ozzy's voice crying out helplssness... And well Mustaine's angst... Thats what covers are meant to be... Someones elses song your emotion...And well m sure the cover of "These Boots are Meant for Walkin" by the same band must have made Nancy Sinatra wet in her pants... You still alive Nancy baby?? And well there is Diamonds and Rust by Priest... Just precise......




And well yes the Theory of Natural Selection does help in killin off the unwanted stuff... I mean with the exception of Metallica almost all the bands who cover pathetically die off their very natural death which ofcourse is pathetic... Nature is very cruel... So why shouldn't I be too... Cruelty is the only way theory of evolutio works for me....



And Metallica covers very very bad... I mean its like we'll take the song, play it as it is under our name and come out with a new album.... Tuesday's Gone... I mean wtf was tht.... And Astronomy?? Retards... Now you know you shouldn't have kicked off Mustaine... He covers very very welll... Ya Ulrich boy your views on pirated music really piss me off... I mean why not let us download for free... Sell Out!!!... Oh well I am one too...Yeah... So you let me download n we'll see that nobody else does...

But I guess there are some originals which cannot be taken above their level... Like Eddie's Eruption... I just cannot get over the song... I got hold of this video of his on the net when I was tryin to see if the spelling of arpeggios that I had written to Rahul in mail was correct(He refuses to use the more real time chats... Classic piece of Rock Shit) or not (For the record I had the spelling right... Haw... Mortals... And well some of you who think that I dont have real friends... Well I do... In thick flesh, skin and blood (BLOOD... BLOOD.... BLOOD).... Who burn their lungs and hearts... The formal with cigs and the latter with love...) So here's Eddie Boy.....

Get Real.... NOT

Realism sucks. It sucks big time. I mean realism isnt even real. Its like more unrealistic and illusional than anything. Realism is also very very pessimistic. No?? Well it is more pessimistic than dream world. Dreams are more optimistic. Its realism that shatters them. All the while.. Totally.. So this way realism is actually the villian. Who just cant see dreams flourish... Jealous bitch....



If only I could have had a dime everytime someone told me to be realistic. No I couldnt have a dime... That would be very "UNrealistic"... They go on like... Be realistic man... Why would anyone wanna give you a dime... Gee man...Get a life... (Why do I sound like Ozzy in my head??? Actually NOT... I said two sentences without using the F* word...)...See it sucks out the life outta every God damn thing... Right GOD..... Now thats realistic.... Suckers.... Everything that glitters isn't gold... Yea like Fuck...Ozzy in the making???? Gee Shucks....

I am not gonna go on, as to what you would expect, into preaching as to how anything that has not been tried doesnt mean it is not possible kinda shit. Because that would be something that you would be expecting me to do. I am pretty unpredictable, get used to the idea... That was so lame btw.... Man it was totally weak.... Anywho...



Its realism that broke up the Beatles.... Hippie Shit.... And Sabbath.... Thats its nature, to destroy... Get unreal man... Get unreal....



And yea Ozzy Osbourne will be knighted... No matter what they or CHOMU says.... OZZY \m/... To be... Sir Ozzy Osbourne.... My Votes for Ozzy... Ozzy for President....Yeah... Dont fucking real me..... OZZY RULZ!!!!!!

CHOMU's Birthday....btw....... YAY...........

GREAT.... Britain

I always thought he (OZZY DUH!!! Btw the mouse in the pic is totally pissed off..), was the last best thing I will hear from the British Isles for a very very VERY long time. I mean rarely can anything beat his biting the head of a live bat, at a live show, in front of live audience... I mean what the fuck??? In front of a LIVE audience... Dude, you are still cool without showing off...Hmmmph.... Here in the pic he does a redo with a poor helpless puppet (I tried and tried for a whole two minutes but couldn't find his biting the head of a bat pic)... Sigh all puppets are helpless at the hands of OZZY... OZZY rocks totally btw..\m/... Beg as you may and as much, to differ, or otherwise but I simply say HuH?? Btw his bitin the head off Kenny totally kicked ass as well..... Although I am not too sure as to why he (Ozzy DUH!!!) keeps biting everyones/everythings head off.... Anywho....



But leaving aside all that I finally found something or rather someone to top OZZY.. Yup meet Nils Olav.. The Brits have done it... They have knighted a penguin... A PENGUIN.. WTF??? So Nils Olav... Oooops sorry for my ignorance... SIR Nils Olav... here in the pics inspects the guard of honour..See how in the second pic he closely and minutely inspects the guards..... Beat that.... Hippies....






Nah... That was totally weak... No matter what... OZZY RULZ... No fucking, guard of honor inspecting, moving his ass like a penguin Sir Nils Fucking Olav can be any where close.... No way...