Every corny beginning does not have a corny ending. But when there is a corny ending and more so when it has been a long time since the not so corny beginning, you do not know whom to kill. So this is a precautionary post, to help those who do not want to be there to do that. But then again, am I not killing the joy (yeah like shit) by letting you know what was the curiosity that killed the cat? I am sure some of you would like to be killed (and others would like to be cats).
The idea is simple, I tell you what not to watch or read till the ending and then you leave it mid way (or if you like not begin at all). This aint a comprehensive post and will have sequels (smaller ones then, longer one now).
So the list begins:
1. The Holy Mountain - The movie is great. And I must admit it is. I rated it 10 (out of 10 :-)). But what do you do, when a bunch of people are out there looking for the ultimate truth and you don't know how to end it (for then you will have to tell the ultimate truth). You just declare that you are in movie.. Corny!! Lame!!
2. Requiem for a Dream - Moral of this story? Everyone who dopes must either be amputated, or become mad or become a whore... WTF?? I dope.. Am I lame (and no the jokes dont count)? Am I mad (:-D).. Am I a whore?? Well yeah probably this is what happens to all dopees..
3. David Copperfield -Hi I am Charles Dickens. I have done writing 650 pages, and want to finish off my book in the next 50, else the publisher wouldn't publish me. So I kill off some off the characters, send more than half abroad. Oh I still have David and his girl friend who call each other brother and sister left in the book. I know lets get them married and lo here finishes the book.
4. Chetu's - One night - My second and last of Chetu's books.. CHETU!!! This is a good one (the ending of course) - I tell my story to this stranger and don't know solutions to my problems. I get the solution because the stranger in a train is goddess.. CHETU I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
5. The Company of Women - The central character likes fucking. :-).. He fucks women :-).. He fucks a lot of women :-).. He fucks black women :-) He fucks Paki women :-) He fucks his wife :-) He fucks south Indian nurses :-) He fucks north Indian teachers :-) He fucks Goan masuess :-) He even fucks Sri Lankan diplomats :-) He fucks Marathi whores :-) Ooops the last one gives him AIDS.. End of story :-(
6. Delhi - This time the central character also likes history and he also like fucking. He fucks an eunuch in Red Fort :-( He fucks a firang old one :-( He fucks a firang, young one :-) He fucks an army officers wife :-) and in between all this he writes about a lot of fucking in history. Straight fuck :-) Gay fuck :-( Rape :-( and what not. And then he gets AIDS too.
I think I need to leave this here and go and fuck...
The idea is simple, I tell you what not to watch or read till the ending and then you leave it mid way (or if you like not begin at all). This aint a comprehensive post and will have sequels (smaller ones then, longer one now).
So the list begins:
1. The Holy Mountain - The movie is great. And I must admit it is. I rated it 10 (out of 10 :-)). But what do you do, when a bunch of people are out there looking for the ultimate truth and you don't know how to end it (for then you will have to tell the ultimate truth). You just declare that you are in movie.. Corny!! Lame!!
2. Requiem for a Dream - Moral of this story? Everyone who dopes must either be amputated, or become mad or become a whore... WTF?? I dope.. Am I lame (and no the jokes dont count)? Am I mad (:-D).. Am I a whore?? Well yeah probably this is what happens to all dopees..
3. David Copperfield -Hi I am Charles Dickens. I have done writing 650 pages, and want to finish off my book in the next 50, else the publisher wouldn't publish me. So I kill off some off the characters, send more than half abroad. Oh I still have David and his girl friend who call each other brother and sister left in the book. I know lets get them married and lo here finishes the book.
4. Chetu's - One night - My second and last of Chetu's books.. CHETU!!! This is a good one (the ending of course) - I tell my story to this stranger and don't know solutions to my problems. I get the solution because the stranger in a train is goddess.. CHETU I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
5. The Company of Women - The central character likes fucking. :-).. He fucks women :-).. He fucks a lot of women :-).. He fucks black women :-) He fucks Paki women :-) He fucks his wife :-) He fucks south Indian nurses :-) He fucks north Indian teachers :-) He fucks Goan masuess :-) He even fucks Sri Lankan diplomats :-) He fucks Marathi whores :-) Ooops the last one gives him AIDS.. End of story :-(
6. Delhi - This time the central character also likes history and he also like fucking. He fucks an eunuch in Red Fort :-( He fucks a firang old one :-( He fucks a firang, young one :-) He fucks an army officers wife :-) and in between all this he writes about a lot of fucking in history. Straight fuck :-) Gay fuck :-( Rape :-( and what not. And then he gets AIDS too.
I think I need to leave this here and go and fuck...
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