Sunday, April 26, 2009

Theory of Evolution.... Evolves....

Firstly... YAWN... Ya now that all you smartasses are done with your crap... This aint what you think... Well almost... Bible (ooops sorry Holy Bible... The Holy Bible) makes us believe that Adam n Eve had a lotta sex n their children had lotta unsafe sex amongst themselves and well that just makes us all a bunch of freaks... That we are... Right Pope I have a very limited understanding... We'll just bury this here... Eddie... Work for you...



Well i say Charlie boy's Theory of Evolution is the only way.... I mean what better evidence than the fact that most of the covers are better than the originals.... Wellllll... Ya!!! Beg as you may to differ or otherwise.... I'll let the Megadeth's version of Paranoid do all the talkin... And now you know it aint all that boring after all... Well almost... Its the way you look at it... I mean Iommi may have never dreamt that someone could take his creation to such a new level... Different emotions altogether... Ozzy's voice crying out helplssness... And well Mustaine's angst... Thats what covers are meant to be... Someones elses song your emotion...And well m sure the cover of "These Boots are Meant for Walkin" by the same band must have made Nancy Sinatra wet in her pants... You still alive Nancy baby?? And well there is Diamonds and Rust by Priest... Just precise......




And well yes the Theory of Natural Selection does help in killin off the unwanted stuff... I mean with the exception of Metallica almost all the bands who cover pathetically die off their very natural death which ofcourse is pathetic... Nature is very cruel... So why shouldn't I be too... Cruelty is the only way theory of evolutio works for me....



And Metallica covers very very bad... I mean its like we'll take the song, play it as it is under our name and come out with a new album.... Tuesday's Gone... I mean wtf was tht.... And Astronomy?? Retards... Now you know you shouldn't have kicked off Mustaine... He covers very very welll... Ya Ulrich boy your views on pirated music really piss me off... I mean why not let us download for free... Sell Out!!!... Oh well I am one too...Yeah... So you let me download n we'll see that nobody else does...

But I guess there are some originals which cannot be taken above their level... Like Eddie's Eruption... I just cannot get over the song... I got hold of this video of his on the net when I was tryin to see if the spelling of arpeggios that I had written to Rahul in mail was correct(He refuses to use the more real time chats... Classic piece of Rock Shit) or not (For the record I had the spelling right... Haw... Mortals... And well some of you who think that I dont have real friends... Well I do... In thick flesh, skin and blood (BLOOD... BLOOD.... BLOOD).... Who burn their lungs and hearts... The formal with cigs and the latter with love...) So here's Eddie Boy.....


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dio said...

Ya I know... But I'll not say anythin except... Did anyone actually miss me??... Well ya Balls to you I didnt miss ya either....

Anywho....



They Said: "The monster is killing the priest??"

He said (Dio.... Duh!!!): "Appearances are misleading and it could just as easily be a priest killing a monster."

Ya well I'd say CRAP!!! Appearances... Presence... All can be misleading though...

In past few months all has been very foggy... Ya exactly... Foggy... Like Misty Mountain Top (ZEPPELIN \m/).... There has been a problem in recognising whats real n whats not...

It wouldn have been a problem... Frankly I care shit... But when the imagination makes you realise that probably there exists a reality... And if I want... No rather... I should live up to it or to quote some wise guys "face it"...

I beg to differ though.... I cant spot the difference... Except for the touch probably... But if the mind makes you believe that you can touch the "imaginary" too I dont see the problem.... But I guess my imagination does...

That has always been my problem... I dont have a problem in any situation... The situations though tend to run away... They have a problem with me.... Sigh...

The problem is reality bites imaginaion... And imagination bites me... I would like to stay in dreams though... They are like a very nice rock shit... Mostly guitar... Not necessarily blues.... But very nice... Long.... with change in tempo... And yea... FRET TAPPING... Where would we be without you Eddie..... (Ya both of 'em)