Alright before you read this next shit, please play the video attached. Why you ask? My please wasn't good enough for you.. Eh?? For those from the inquisitive lot the answer is..
1. Retard, play it first. And then pause it, let it buffer up
2. I said please.
3. Because Ozzy (OZZY RULZ!!!)always knows what to say and how to say it best.
4. Well the reading I guess deserves a background score. I wish life too had one. Actually I wish life was a musical, everyone just breaking into a song on each and every occasion. But thats a separate issue to blog about.
So play the video and put the left ear plug in your left ear and right ear plug in the right and read on. Simpler still put on the speakers.
And well this is not an order, neither is this an advice, but just a suggestion (See constant critic i found a way of not advising people when they don't ask for it.. I suggest.. Words.. Their correct usage.. Sigh.. I am becoming a conformist...Aaaaaaarrrggh...)
Mama, I'm coming home.... Oh yea.. The shit doesn't end here... There is more below the video... READ IT... Now its an order.... READ IT...
Ma.. I need you.. Its just that whenever I need to sit with you and say nothing, because you understand my silences better than my words, you always make me do chores.. Sigh... I don't wanna do them...
May be you are right and I should listen to you more.. Even if it means binding myself in chains, not of my liking. And yeah, may be you are right, may be I shouldn't talk to strangers. You are scared for me more than I am for me. But we are.
I can tell this here because I know you will never read this. Partly because you are always misplacing your glasses when I need you to read something. But mostly because you don't know that such a space exists where your son scribbles.
See this way I can promise you something without you knowing about it. That way I hurt you less. See now I didn't promise you anything to break it.
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hmm.. yeah MOMMYEE is all those wonderful things u never outgrow ur need 4.
baah.. u made me senti!
heres 2 MUM d dearest!! hhh! hhh! hhh!
Hmmm.. Well Moony Girl i've been informed from my own sources that you didn't put on the music while reading the post... You dont listen to me do you?? So see you deserve to be senti... He... He.. He...
There... There... sokay....
Watch the video it will tell you why Ozzy is Ozzy.. I mean at least a glimpse....
One thing I dont like about blogger... It doesnt let me moderate my own comments... I mean of all the ppl it should make me moderate me... Ya you wish...
i've been informed from my own sources
ha...ha..ha..ha...
:-P
oh ..b..b..but i did...
hmm... nice song... oh but i knew y ozzy is ozzy ...dats coz his name is Ozzy !
uhm... oh m glad blogger doesnt let u moderate ur comment.. else i doubt i wd've ever read this one.. BTW.. wat r u ??? u dnt blv ur own comment....bad ..Bad .. BAD sign it is!!!
oh but i knew y ozzy is ozzy ...dats coz his name is Ozzy !
**Lands his palm right on his forehead... **... Hey that hurt...
Well I dont not believe my own comment... Its more like this...
See blogger like everyone of us (Yea you wish!!!) believes that it is easier to impose your will and control over others than to impose it on yourself...
And well thats why you have more dictators and less Buddhas... he.. he... Wow dont believe I came up with tht... Shut up Puppet... You knew it all the while...
Anywho... So see the point is... If i have to control over me tht is moderate my own comments then I have to make me believe that I am not the same person who commented tht is when m moderating it... Because its easier tht ways...
So Blogger finds an easier solution... They say instead of making them(Read Puppet) mad (ha ha little do they know)... We will ask them(again all me) to have a separate id to login and comment if they have to moderate their own comments...
See I stay sane because of blogger now... :-)
aww.... y m i glad??? :-P
to have a separate id to login and comment if they have to moderate their own comments...
talkin of mpd !( BTW mpd = multiple personality disorder!)
b..but u can.... u can impose ur will on urself PUPPET!!!
AND aint u proud of urself ? "hUh???"!!!!! (srsly LMAO)
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na..na.. not tryin 2 hit bck on u.. how can i.... (:-P)
man i hate blogger 4 'sanin u ' (err..watever!)
aww.... y m i glad??? :-P
Awwww included the tonguey as well.. Glad to be of some use... Yea you wish...
b..but u can.... u can impose ur will on urself PUPPET!!!
AND aint u proud of urself ? "hUh???"!!!!! (srsly LMAO)
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Now you see what you done... You left me speechless... Rather without any words.. Now thats a rare feat... Now I m not proud of me... But m proud of you for being proud of yourself... Now now... Puppet that was all crap as usual... When will you talk sane???
But I am... I thought blogger did that... But now I am confused... Ok... Ok.. this is just a comment and not a post... Or your mind... So stop talkin to yourself...
See Moony Girl... I need moderation...
no PUPPET u need meditation....( no srsly....)
hmmmmm... Moony Girl.. I think Buddha too needs company...
aah.. there..there i c D 'PUPPET' concur wimme....unusual sight :-P
B...But honey you get me wrong... See i m on your side... And you perceive my intentions wrongly... We both are on the same side...
Yet somehow I don't seem to be concur with your last comment... Hmmmm... Somethin is definitely not right here...
MOONY GIRL.... :-D
oye puppet puppet oye!! a heart warming tribute...or was it??
also... u r trying to tell me that i don't use words correctly or whaaat...that i just write whatever??or was it retaliation to an accusation that we made whilst u religiously read and commented on our blog master??
The way you wanna take it...
How can i say what you should think... :-D
btw... as for your query... here
4th comment from the top... And all your queries would be answered...
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